Guest Writer: Nice Ant
On undoubtedly one of the hottest Wednesday evening rides in the clubs history - just under thirty of the clubs fastest riders gathered in the traditional MigglyMoo pre-ride fashion , all on time and eager to get going, relishing what promised to be a great night’s ride. On the 6.30pm start time the herd moved on up Turners lane.
The blistering pace set by Tony2 and Daff set an all time record of under the 20 minute mark to get from the Legion to the top cattle grid, the rest of the herd weren’t too far behind, this probably helped by the fact Slug and Lettuce in their altruistic way - stayed at the back to make sure the relentless pace never slowed.
a very quick stop it was onwards and upwards to the start of what
is probably one of the best descents the mountain has to offer,
seats were lowered in anticipation, and off they went taking the left
into the forestry...
Halfway House was the 1st pasture the herd were to enjoy, and it
was here that the love guru himself put on an exhibition of his
sexual prowess. Straight out of the 'Crocket Seduction Manual' the
legend himself - Mr. Owain Crocket, showed us mere mortals how the
experts do it.
unsuspecting young ladies sat a little across from Crock, oblivious
to the impending sexual force that was about to be unleashed upon them...
The heat was still unrelenting, the road was almost running with the streams of sweat coming off the brows of the herd, Scrippsy being the powerhouse of the hill climbing he is - was pushing harder than anybody, as he reached the place where a young lady with ample charms had exposed herself to him a week or so before he again became even hotter under the collar - this probably being the straw that broke this old camels back, almost instantly the heat seemed to get to him, even more than before, and as we gathered ready to head down to Bedwas tips it all seemed to get too much for him, taking a mouthful of his water he involuntarily spat it into the unsuspecting Dai the Eye’s eye...
there has been some rumbling going on for some weeks - well ever
since the team event in the sports evening race - concerning the team
player Ant Ryan is - or more appropriately - team player he is not,
well that has now been put to sleep for good...
tips then beckoned, the moos were like lemmings going over the
edge, one after the other they went over .. Pealy in his haste
even forgot to go down on his bike...
As always, the ride came to an end at the TA, where once again the herd were watered and fed after what was without doubt one of the fastest rides in the clubs history.